Top Ten Things to do with Adam’s ashes

It’s kind of sad that poor Adam Monroe won’t live another 400 years. Sadly I’ve never met the silver tongued devil. However, as I watched the Janitor sweep up his ashes I thought about some things that could be done with them.


Top Ten Things to do with Adam’s ashes

10. Exfoliate
9. Slip some into Hiro’s Saki
8. Use them in place of rice at weddings
7. Slip them into Sylar’s lube when he’s watching brain porn
6. Put them in a bucket and dump them over Claire’s head at the Prom (Carrie style)
5. Put them in Arthur’s coffee grounds.
4. Use them for pranks during office get together at Pinehearst.
3. Give it to Isaac Mendez and convince him its heroin
2. Coat your fried chicken in them and tell everybody its s secret recipe

And the number one things to do with Adam’s ashes is

1.Use the ashes to make a deep friend mars bar.

Go Team Parkman!

Throughout the past week or so, I’ve been chatting with some friends who watch Heroes. I recently came to this light bulb popping over my head brain blast that most of my friends seem to associate Heroes with Milo V. I read the standard Milo mmmm Peter mmmmm and it got me thinking. Is that all there is out there? Peter fans? Don’t get me wrong, Milo V is a very attractive man, however he is by far my top choice for Heroes’ eye candy.






Which brings me to another subject. Matt Parkman. The telepathic detective with a heart of Gold. Is he still a detective? How long was he in Africa anyways? Never mind, back to the point. In my various discussions with friends I’ve noticed some descriptions of Matt Parkman ranging from he’s a loser, to ‘who is that’ and then back to the general dislike of the character. Come on People!!! Why is it that so many people dislike Matt Parkman? He’s one of my favorite characters. Is it because he doesn’t fit the standard norm?







His voice is pleasing; he looks sharp in a suit and is attractive enough to me. Plus the character was willing to sacrifice his life to save Daphne’s! So I’m giving it ago, I’m going to join Team Parkman! Is there even a team Parkman out there? Any other fans? Come on! Come All! UNITE! There might even be punch and pie involved.